Professor - To all the students. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.
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how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
mmm yes shoving a dry cotton ball into my vagina is so sensual I’m dripping wet wow I love it
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Rome had no sun worshipers. Why should they parallel Rome in every way except one?
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Kaguya Hime No Monogatari: Coming out in November 23rd
gifs from the teaser (x) stills (x)
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